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Post by fatoldsun on Sept 7, 2017 20:12:12 GMT
My mate who works for stabæk says he is very lazy Sent from my SM-G930F using proboards Gary Lineker didn't exactly work hard off the ball. Hardly ever made a tackle and never got booked. Still banged in the goals though. If Agon can make defenders fall over themselves like in the first goal of that video, he'll be a roaring success.
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Post by bashamwonderland on Sept 7, 2017 20:48:05 GMT
Could not have put it better myself. Worse than that though, for him to come back on the thread and try to wriggle out of it by denying what he'd wrote. Really have seen it all now... Got to remember old bash doesn't like foreigners much. He prefers Tommy Robinson. Genuinely expelled a little laugh when you managed to crowbar Tommy Robinson into a discussion about Agon Mehmeti. Well played mate. There is no limit to your talents.
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Post by Pete Burrett on Sept 7, 2017 21:02:13 GMT
We've already got enough f*cking foreigners at OUFC, diluting the Anglo-Saxon blood of our great club.
We need to take back control and secure our borders.
#spitfireswinstonchurchillandshit
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Post by ag on Sept 7, 2017 23:36:36 GMT
Got to remember old bash doesn't like foreigners much. He prefers Tommy Robinson. Genuinely expelled a little laugh when you managed to crowbar Tommy Robinson into a discussion about Agon Mehmeti. Well played mate. There is no limit to your talents. Glad you found something to laugh at. I didn't crowbar Tommy Robinson into a discussion about Agon Mehmeti. The little racist shitbag fraudster cane up in discussing why an Islamophobic racist like you might despise a signing like Agon before you'd seen him play, because you share the same vile opinions. Welcome Agon -most Oxford fans are decent folk looking forward to what you'll achieve in yellow. Ignore the racists.
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Post by ox4eva on Sept 8, 2017 3:28:34 GMT
Genuinely expelled a little laugh when you managed to crowbar Tommy Robinson into a discussion about Agon Mehmeti. Well played mate. There is no limit to your talents. Glad you found something to laugh at. I didn't crowbar Tommy Robinson into a discussion about Agon Mehmeti. The little racist shitbag fraudster cane up in discussing why an Islamophobic racist like you might despise a signing like Agon before you'd seen him play, because you share the same vile opinions. Welcome Agon -most Oxford fans are decent folk looking forward to what you'll achieve in yellow. Ignore the racists. Not seen one bit of racism in this thread, typical lefty crap... Anyway welcome to the club Agon, ignore the idiots whatever their politics and I hope he's a roaring success !
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Post by oxfordgobrach on Sept 8, 2017 5:04:22 GMT
I believe he was Man Utd's shirt sponsor a few years back.
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Post by mojofilter on Sept 8, 2017 6:01:54 GMT
Colleague says 'He was malmös answer to Filippo Inzaghi' - there is a song about him too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCDeKWeUQEEthe song lyrics are: He is thin as a smoked eel, but still he scores. Agon Mehmeti, Agon Mehmeti. It's clear we don't try hard enough when coming up with players' songs. Can we translate this one and sing it in English? Could do with some more eel references
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Post by oxfordgobrach on Sept 8, 2017 6:43:43 GMT
Vaguely to the tune of That's Amore. Something like:
Ee'll reveal he's a steal by the boss Pep and Eales That's Mehmeti, Oddly described - as thin, as a smoked eel That's Mehmeti
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Post by finlandia on Sept 8, 2017 7:21:05 GMT
Vaguely to the tune of That's Amore. Something like: Ee'll reveal he's a steal by the boss Pep and Eales That's Mehmeti, Oddly described - as thin, as a smoked eel That's Mehmeti I'll get your coat!! lol
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Post by saddletramp on Sept 8, 2017 7:22:26 GMT
Genuinely expelled a little laugh when you managed to crowbar Tommy Robinson into a discussion about Agon Mehmeti. Well played mate. There is no limit to your talents. Glad you found something to laugh at. I didn't crowbar Tommy Robinson into a discussion about Agon Mehmeti. The little racist shitbag fraudster cane up in discussing why an Islamophobic racist like you might despise a signing like Agon before you'd seen him play, because you share the same vile opinions. Welcome Agon -most Oxford fans are decent folk looking forward to what you'll achieve in yellow. Ignore the racists. So if someone slags off the signing of Xemi,you might get shouted down, people might call you an idiot. If someone slags off the signing of Tiendalli,ditto. But if you slag off the signing of Mehmeti,(with some valid points about the standard of football he has been playing) it's Islamaphobic and racist ? I have a question for you ? If i said about someone "with a name like that he must be black?" Would that be a racist comment ? I think it would. So your assumption and statement that Agon Mehmeti "must be a Muslim because of his name" is in itself a racist comment. I have seen no evidence that he is a Muslim. I also do not care whether he is or not,the only person who seems to care about his religion is you. Is the former England cricket captain Nasser Hussein a Muslim ? Who cares ? P.S.With all the gossip about his drinking and Alcoholism,if he is a Muslim,shouldn't he be abstaining ?
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Post by bigronaldo on Sept 8, 2017 7:26:46 GMT
'Agon as thin as a smoked eales... ?' wheres mr Cannell to fricasee this into a singable song?
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Post by Marked Ox on Sept 8, 2017 7:45:46 GMT
I shall show see how he does for a fair few games before passing judgement. Good luck and welcome Agon.
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Post by headingtonoldboy on Sept 8, 2017 8:26:52 GMT
Welcome to OUFC Agon. I hope your time here is successful. I sometimes wonder what sort of player some people on here want. We're not the sort of club to be able to splash out on big name signings who would only come here for the money. I think the players that Pep has brought in are exactly right for this club. Good solid players who want to play for the manager and the club and have something to prove to themselves. Praise also needs to be given to DE as he seems to be using the transfer money onow wages not on transfer fees thus increasing our squad depth. To me these are exciting times to be a U's supporter.
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Post by cass63 on Sept 8, 2017 8:30:27 GMT
Genuinely expelled a little laugh when you managed to crowbar Tommy Robinson into a discussion about Agon Mehmeti. Well played mate. There is no limit to your talents. Glad you found something to laugh at. I didn't crowbar Tommy Robinson into a discussion about Agon Mehmeti. The little racist shitbag fraudster cane up in discussing why an Islamophobic racist like you might despise a signing like Agon before you'd seen him play, because you share the same vile opinions. Welcome Agon -most Oxford fans are decent folk looking forward to what you'll achieve in yellow. Ignore the racists. Oh good, another "is he isn't he" a racist crashed thread.
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Post by Paul Cannell on Sept 8, 2017 8:30:55 GMT
'Agon as thin as a smoked eales... ?' wheres mr Cannell to fricasee this into a singable song? Now now, Mr Aldo. The Eales is a protected species on this forum and anyone who denies that the sun emits its rays from his fundament will be condemned to spend eternity in a conger line in the sixth circle of Hell. But I'll chance it anyway: "Limber as a Moray, hairy as a yeti That's not an eel. That's Agon Mehmeti!
Gorgeous as a snipe eel, human spaghetti, That's our striker, The Agon Mehmeti!
Fools don't rate him, they're just petty, Get more raki For Agon Mehmeti!"Will that do?
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Post by Paul Cannell on Sept 8, 2017 8:38:32 GMT
P.S.With all the gossip about his drinking and Alcoholism,if he is a Muslim,shouldn't he be abstaining ? Possibly. I think it's generally taken that the Koranic word on alcohol is along the lines of 'avoid it' rather than an outright proscription, such as that on pork. This view may not be entirely trustworthy since on the numerous occasions I have had this discussion with Muslims the conversation has been based on licensed premises. Always wanted to use that line.
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Post by bigronaldo on Sept 8, 2017 8:49:37 GMT
'Agon as thin as a smoked eales... ?' wheres mr Cannell to fricasee this into a singable song? Now now, Mr Aldo. The Eales is a protected species on this forum and anyone who denies that the sun emits its rays from his fundament will be condemned to spend eternity in a conger line in the sixth circle of Hell. But I'll chance it anyway: "Limber as a Moray, hairy as a yeti That's not an eel. That's Agon Mehmeti!
Gorgeous as a snipe eel, human spaghetti, That's our striker, The Agon Mehmeti!
Fools don't rate him, they're just petty, Get more raki For Agon Mehmeti!"Will that do? Brilliant Paul, just brilliant!!😀
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Post by yellowandbluearmy on Sept 8, 2017 9:02:09 GMT
No numbers on the club site for Mehmeti, Mowatt or Mousinho yet, anyone know what they are?
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Post by saddletramp on Sept 8, 2017 9:52:21 GMT
No numbers on the club site for Mehmeti, Mowatt or Mousinho yet, anyone know what they are? 666,69 and - 1. P.S. If Oxford had signed Oxlade-Chamberlain and he had Ox on the back of his shirt,depending on where he decided to live he could have, Ox12,Ox14,Ox1 on the back of his shirt. Pretty sure he wouldn't have Ox11 though
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Post by bazzer9461 on Sept 8, 2017 9:59:48 GMT
'Agon as thin as a smoked eales... ?' wheres mr Cannell to fricasee this into a singable song? Now now, Mr Aldo. The Eales is a protected species on this forum and anyone who denies that the sun emits its rays from his fundament will be condemned to spend eternity in a conger line in the sixth circle of Hell. But I'll chance it anyway: "Limber as a Moray, hairy as a yeti That's not an eel. That's Agon Mehmeti!
Gorgeous as a snipe eel, human spaghetti, That's our striker, The Agon Mehmeti!
Fools don't rate him, they're just petty, Get more raki For Agon Mehmeti!"Will that do? Mr Cannell are you going to enter the Eurovision Song Contest with that......you Will be in with a chance of winning that doubt if you will get a "nil point".
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Post by bigronaldo on Sept 8, 2017 10:12:40 GMT
I nominate paul cannells song as post of the month!😂
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Post by ag on Sept 8, 2017 10:25:40 GMT
Glad you found something to laugh at. I didn't crowbar Tommy Robinson into a discussion about Agon Mehmeti. The little racist shitbag fraudster cane up in discussing why an Islamophobic racist like you might despise a signing like Agon before you'd seen him play, because you share the same vile opinions. Welcome Agon -most Oxford fans are decent folk looking forward to what you'll achieve in yellow. Ignore the racists. So if someone slags off the signing of Xemi,you might get shouted down, people might call you an idiot. If someone slags off the signing of Tiendalli,ditto. But if you slag off the signing of Mehmeti,(with some valid points about the standard of football he has been playing) it's Islamaphobic and racist ? I have a question for you ? If i said about someone "with a name like that he must be black?" Would that be a racist comment ? I think it would. So your assumption and statement that Agon Mehmeti "must be a Muslim because of his name" is in itself a racist comment. I have seen no evidence that he is a Muslim. I also do not care whether he is or not,the only person who seems to care about his religion is you. Is the former England cricket captain Nasser Hussein a Muslim ? Who cares ? P.S.With all the gossip about his drinking and Alcoholism,if he is a Muslim,shouldn't he be abstaining ? There were no valid points about the standard of football played Mehmeti represented his country in their successful qualification for the European Championship, played for Malmö and Palermo (and was top scorer for Malmö) represented Sweden at U21 and has played Champions League football.
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Post by Maurice Earp on Sept 8, 2017 11:05:18 GMT
I thought we'd signed a lesser known character from Game of Thrones at first. What's A Game of Thrones???
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Post by grenobleroad on Sept 8, 2017 11:10:45 GMT
I thought we'd signed a lesser known character from Game of Thrones at first. What's A Game of Thrones??? The greatest tv show ever made.
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Post by Maurice Earp on Sept 8, 2017 11:14:56 GMT
What's A Game of Thrones??? The greatest tv show ever made. Really, I've not watched it ever.
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Post by pottersrightboot on Sept 8, 2017 11:41:45 GMT
'Agon as thin as a smoked eales... ?' wheres mr Cannell to fricasee this into a singable song? Now now, Mr Aldo. The Eales is a protected species on this forum and anyone who denies that the sun emits its rays from his fundament will be condemned to spend eternity in a conger line in the sixth circle of Hell. But I'll chance it anyway: "Limber as a Moray, hairy as a yeti That's not an eel. That's Agon Mehmeti!
Gorgeous as a snipe eel, human spaghetti, That's our striker, The Agon Mehmeti!
Fools don't rate him, they're just petty, Get more raki For Agon Mehmeti!"Will that do? Passing nod to The Fall's 'Theme from Sparta FC'. One of my favourites.
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Post by saddletramp on Sept 8, 2017 11:45:46 GMT
So if someone slags off the signing of Xemi,you might get shouted down, people might call you an idiot. If someone slags off the signing of Tiendalli,ditto. But if you slag off the signing of Mehmeti,(with some valid points about the standard of football he has been playing) it's Islamaphobic and racist ? I have a question for you ? If i said about someone "with a name like that he must be black?" Would that be a racist comment ? I think it would. So your assumption and statement that Agon Mehmeti "must be a Muslim because of his name" is in itself a racist comment. I have seen no evidence that he is a Muslim. I also do not care whether he is or not,the only person who seems to care about his religion is you. Is the former England cricket captain Nasser Hussein a Muslim ? Who cares ? P.S.With all the gossip about his drinking and Alcoholism,if he is a Muslim,shouldn't he be abstaining ? There were no valid points about the standard of football played Mehmeti represented his country in their successful qualification for the European Championship, played for Malmö and Palermo (and was top scorer for Malmö) represented Sweden at U21 and has played Champions League football. He started 1 game for Palermo ! I cannot deny that he has played in the group stages of the Champions league,on the 25th of October 2015 he came on in the 88th minute against Shaktar Donetsk(they were winning 1-0 so it was probably to waste time) apart from that he was an unused sub or not in the squad. www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2016/clubs/club=50152/matches/index.htmlHe has played in the Portugues 2nd division,2 league goals in 20 games. He played for a team who finished 14th in The Norwegian league last season missing out on relegation by 1 place,4 league goals in 23. He played in Serie B scoring 6 goals in 23. So since leaving Malmo in 2011 he has scored 16 goals in 6 years in a variety of lower leagues. Say what you like about the PL,but the Championship is the best 2nd tier in the world. No country in the world has a 3rd,4th and 5th tier anywhere near as good as ours. Full time pros in the 5th tier of football anywhere else in the world ? I bet there are no other countries with full time pros in the 3rd tier,never mind fifth. So to deny he hasn't been playing for lesser teams is just silly. Thats not to say he can't be an asset at Oxford,or a good player,its just a fact. P.S. When people go on about what players have won in their careers(somehow using it a benchmark),i always quote Jimi Traore who won a CL winners medal,Roy Keane and Paul Scholes didn't !
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Post by Junior on Sept 8, 2017 11:56:43 GMT
So if someone slags off the signing of Xemi,you might get shouted down, people might call you an idiot. If someone slags off the signing of Tiendalli,ditto. But if you slag off the signing of Mehmeti,(with some valid points about the standard of football he has been playing) it's Islamaphobic and racist ? I have a question for you ? If i said about someone "with a name like that he must be black?" Would that be a racist comment ? I think it would. So your assumption and statement that Agon Mehmeti "must be a Muslim because of his name" is in itself a racist comment. I have seen no evidence that he is a Muslim. I also do not care whether he is or not,the only person who seems to care about his religion is you. Is the former England cricket captain Nasser Hussein a Muslim ? Who cares ? P.S.With all the gossip about his drinking and Alcoholism,if he is a Muslim,shouldn't he be abstaining ? There were no valid points about the standard of football played Mehmeti represented his country in their successful qualification for the European Championship, played for Malmö and Palermo (and was top scorer for Malmö) represented Sweden at U21 and has played Champions League football. He's got 3 caps and played in WC qualifiers for Albania (they didn't qualify and he never scored) and that was before they qualified for the Euro's.
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Post by Junior on Sept 8, 2017 12:00:09 GMT
There were no valid points about the standard of football played Mehmeti represented his country in their successful qualification for the European Championship, played for Malmö and Palermo (and was top scorer for Malmö) represented Sweden at U21 and has played Champions League football. He started 1 game for Palermo ! I cannot deny that he has played in the group stages of the Champions league,on the 25th of October 2015 he came on in the 88th minute against Shaktar Donetsk(they were winning 1-0 so it was probably to waste time) apart from that he was an unused sub or not in the squad. www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2016/clubs/club=50152/matches/index.htmlHe has played in the Portugues 2nd division,2 league goals in 20 games. He played for a team who finished 14th in The Norwegian league last season missing out on relegation by 1 place,4 league goals in 23. He played in Serie B scoring 6 goals in 23. So since leaving Malmo in 2011 he has scored 16 goals in 6 years in a variety of lower leagues. Say what you like about the PL,but the Championship is the best 2nd tier in the world. No country in the world has a 3rd,4th and 5th tier anywhere near as good as ours. Full time pros in the 5th tier of football anywhere else in the world ? I bet there are no other countries with full time pros in the 3rd tier,never mind fifth. So to deny he hasn't been playing for lesser teams is just silly. Thats not to say he can't be an asset at Oxford,or a good player,its just a fact. P.S. When people go on about what players have won in their careers(somehow using it a benchmark),i always quote Jimi Traore who won a CL winners medal,Roy Keane and Paul Scholes didn't ! Scholes has. When Man Utd beat Chelsea in Moscow..
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Post by bashamwonderland on Sept 8, 2017 12:02:22 GMT
Genuinely expelled a little laugh when you managed to crowbar Tommy Robinson into a discussion about Agon Mehmeti. Well played mate. There is no limit to your talents. Glad you found something to laugh at. I didn't crowbar Tommy Robinson into a discussion about Agon Mehmeti. The little racist shitbag fraudster cane up in discussing why an Islamophobic racist like you might despise a signing like Agon before you'd seen him play, because you share the same vile opinions. Welcome Agon -most Oxford fans are decent folk looking forward to what you'll achieve in yellow. Ignore the racists. What on Earth are you on about
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