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Post by oufcyellows on Jan 17, 2017 18:32:02 GMT
The new kit is certainly worth thinking about, could bring much needed merchandise revenue in Although I'm not sure this found in Paul's laundry will be a top seller even with animalates as as sponsor
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Post by Paul Cannell on Jan 17, 2017 18:33:32 GMT
Oi. Sepp Blatter!
If you want a thread about pussies go and play with Burrett's cougars.
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Post by oufcyellows on Jan 17, 2017 19:08:53 GMT
It's all a bit u fair on bazzer, mapp is constantly talking about big game.
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Post by arthurturner on Jan 17, 2017 23:15:37 GMT
I am particularly interested to know from Mr Cannell where he is keeping the bacon he refers to and wants to save. I think he should share it. I am very partial to a bacon sandwich with Coleman's English mustard. Our bacon, ours, is stored in a cold safe somewhere in the North Stand. I say 'ours' because it is managed by OxVox and Jem distributes it to those of us members who wish for it on matchdays, while we queue up to use the little paraffin heater and the pan. Re: mustard, is it Chris Coleman's? Ah, a misspelling on my part. No E's in Colman's, but then there wouldn't be,would there? Now, by happy chance I have just acquired a paraffin heater for purposes I won't trouble you with but I am willing to bring it on matchdays to alleviate the queuing, provided I get my rasher(s). I wil also bring mustard. Where shall we meet? Is there a secret password?
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Post by arthurturner on Jan 17, 2017 23:20:28 GMT
The new kit is certainly worth thinking about, could bring much needed merchandise revenue in Although I'm not sure this found in Paul's laundry will be a top seller even with animalates as as sponsor I'm quite taken with the OUFC Womens team new kit though. Will be popular and should improve attendances.
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Post by Bue Guado on Jan 18, 2017 0:22:12 GMT
In order to guarantee the purchase, we have to sacrifice the East Stand to the freckled feline
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Post by Paul Cannell on Jan 18, 2017 7:37:56 GMT
Now, by happy chance I have just acquired a paraffin heater for purposes I won't trouble you with but I am willing to bring it on matchdays to alleviate the queuing, provided I get my rasher(s). I wil also bring mustard. Where shall we meet? Is there a secret password? That sounds promising to me. See you at the cup tie - you'll recognise the rashion queue by our leopard socks. There is indeed a secret password but it is only known by the ruler of OxVox; PM him but take heed: he likes to tell people 'if I tell you I'll have to kill you', and takes the sentiment literally, so I have heard. That's how it stays a secret. Evidently TVP has no power over him; it's one of the perks of the job, established since the restoration as a reward for Oxford's loyal support of Charles I. At least he doesn't overwinter his wildebeest in the bus station like Mark Sennett did or enforce his droit de seigneur like Trevor Lambert did; no, Jem's not at all bad even if he is a little hasty with his poinyard.
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Post by Paul Cannell on Jan 18, 2017 7:56:49 GMT
Although I'm not sure this found in Paul's laundry will be a top seller even with animalates as as sponsor Hmm, must have dropped out of the thatch. I will have the pest man (not bazzer, the one with chemicals) in today, if there's one thing I can't stand it's an infestation of male models.
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Post by oufcyellows on Jan 18, 2017 9:07:44 GMT
Thought u would be more into airfix models than male ones
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Post by Paul Cannell on Jan 18, 2017 9:14:49 GMT
You do understand that an infestation is by definition unwanted?
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Post by oufcyellows on Jan 18, 2017 9:15:59 GMT
You do understand that an infestation is by definition unwanted? Yeah yeah , with that pouch
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Post by Paul Cannell on Jan 18, 2017 9:16:34 GMT
Could it not be a marsupial?
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Post by headingtonutd on Jan 18, 2017 9:17:00 GMT
I'm more worried about your definition of thatch. I hope for all concerned he fell from your roof.
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Post by malcolmnl on Jan 18, 2017 9:21:22 GMT
At last a thread made to measure for Mr Cannell. He really is showing his spots here.
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Post by oufcyellows on Jan 18, 2017 9:21:35 GMT
I'm more worried about your definition of thatch. I hope for all concerned he fell from your roof. It doesn't look like a Klingon
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Post by headingtonutd on Jan 18, 2017 9:23:44 GMT
I'm more worried about your definition of thatch. I hope for all concerned he fell from your roof. It doesn't look like a Klingon Possibly fell from Uranus ?
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Post by oufcyellows on Jan 18, 2017 9:29:52 GMT
Can't see it, I'm sure he has staff to deal with that sort of thing
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Post by Paul Cannell on Jan 18, 2017 9:31:17 GMT
I'm more worried about your definition of thatch. I hope for all concerned he fell from your roof. My roof, yes. Specifically the roof of my house, my dwelling, my place of habitation. In an effort to stop this turning into South Park - here is how to spot a leopard.
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Post by Paul Cannell on Jan 18, 2017 9:35:14 GMT
And this is what their stool looks like. So now you will know when the friendly leopard has been at the soon-to-be-called Friendly Leopard Stadium.
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Post by arthurturner on Jan 18, 2017 10:04:26 GMT
Now, by happy chance I have just acquired a paraffin heater for purposes I won't trouble you with but I am willing to bring it on matchdays to alleviate the queuing, provided I get my rasher(s). I wil also bring mustard. Where shall we meet? Is there a secret password? That sounds promising to me. See you at the cup tie - you'll recognise the rashion queue by our leopard socks. There is indeed a secret password but it is only known by the ruler of OxVox; PM him but take heed: he likes to tell people 'if I tell you I'll have to kill you', and takes the sentiment literally, so I have heard. That's how it stays a secret. Evidently TVP has no power over him; it's one of the perks of the job, established since the restoration as a reward for Oxford's loyal support of Charles I. At least he doesn't overwinter his wildebeest in the bus station like Mark Sennett did or enforce his droit de seigneur like Trevor Lambert did; no, Jem's not at all bad even if he is a little hasty with his poinyard. Oh dear, you mean the notorious Jem the Impaler? I wonder if this password killer is in anyway responsible for the low attendances at the Chuckaturd Trophy games? I will look out for the sign of the leopard sock and the smell of the sizzling rasher.
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Post by oxfordyankee on Jan 18, 2017 15:51:18 GMT
Personally, I believe that this thread is in very poor taste.
We have big cat that's pouring thousands into the club and all anyone wants to discuss is Leopards and their ilk.
Think about the Lions. They gave us their trust and it's been thrown back in their faces, and for what? The allure of spots, or the promise of a dead antelope being dragged up a tree?
A poor trade.
Long Live Lions.
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Post by Pete Burrett on Jan 18, 2017 15:59:49 GMT
Personally, I believe that this thread is in very poor taste. We have big cat that's pouring thousands into the club and all anyone wants to discuss is Leopards and their ilk. Think about the Lions. They gave us their trust and it's been thrown back in their faces for what? The allure of spots, or the promise of a dead antelope being dragged up a tree? A poor trade. Long Live Lions. There would actually be a lot to be said for selling to lions. Leopards are solitary animals, lions are more sociable and go about in gangs. They've got other cats to mull things over with. More democracy than you'd get with a dictatorial leopard.
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Post by oufcyellows on Jan 18, 2017 16:04:41 GMT
Personally, I believe that this thread is in very poor taste. We have big cat that's pouring thousands into the club and all anyone wants to discuss is Leopards and their ilk. Think about the Lions. They gave us their trust and it's been thrown back in their faces for what? The allure of spots, or the promise of a dead antelope being dragged up a tree? A poor trade. Long Live Lions. There would actually be a lot to be said for selling to lions. Leopards are solitary animals, lions are more sociable and go about in gangs. They've got other cats to mull things over with. More democracy than you'd get with a dictatorial leopard. Lions have more pride
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Post by headingtonutd on Jan 18, 2017 16:09:09 GMT
There would actually be a lot to be said for selling to lions. Leopards are solitary animals, lions are more sociable and go about in gangs. They've got other cats to mull things over with. More democracy than you'd get with a dictatorial leopard. Lions have more pride I think we should bar the lions immediately to protect the leopards. We'll call it a lion bar. Let's chew it over eh?
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Post by Paul Cannell on Jan 18, 2017 16:43:05 GMT
Something for the forum to get it's teeth into.
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Post by oufcyellows on Jan 18, 2017 16:49:33 GMT
I think our situation is far more linked to lions than you realise.
I once watched a documentary where an evil uncle lion (firoz) tricked his way into the pride by killing off the prides leader (mr herd) the young rightful air to the pride was blamed and went off and made friends with a warthog and meerkat based somewhere in Birmingham. The evil uncle then invited in a load of wicked hyenas, who between them striped the pridelands (Grenoble Rd) of its source of food (youth team) and ran everything down into a Barron waste land. Many years later the young lion returned, with his two mates (mapp and faz). A wise talking bird (Oxvox) told the young lion to look beyond what you see. And simba (Darryl ) realised that despite the state of his home, he wanted it back. A nasty battle started as uncle firoz didn't want to give up control of his empire (coffee revenue), eventually simba chucks uncle firoz of the top of their home, during a thunder storm which sets fire to everything, but the rains (de money) brings everything back to life. The food (youth team) returns. And everyone lives happily ever after.
Sure it was planet earth or something like that, uncanny ain't it
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Post by Paul Cannell on Jan 18, 2017 17:31:32 GMT
That's ridiculous. I hope this sort of pro-Leo rubbish doesn't make the friendly leopard decide to keep his CAF Francs in his tucker bag.
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Post by malcolmnl on Jan 18, 2017 18:12:00 GMT
I worked for Lyons once. Bad for my diet.
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Post by Yellow River on Jan 18, 2017 19:45:10 GMT
That's ridiculous. I hope this sort of pro-Leo rubbish doesn't make the friendly leopard decide to keep his CAF Francs in his tucker bag. According to another thread we're about sign Leo(n) Osman.🙂
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