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Post by Kris Grebis on Sept 9, 2016 16:53:55 GMT
They are bringing out the big guns this time Eric I wonder why he's hiding his fingers...
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Post by bazzer9461 on Sept 9, 2016 17:10:51 GMT
They are bringing out the big guns this time Eric I wonder why he's hiding his fingers... What a knob
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Post by oufcyellows on Sept 9, 2016 17:13:07 GMT
I wonder why he's hiding his fingers... What a knob Thought I'd cropped that bit out
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Post by The Fence End on Sept 9, 2016 17:31:57 GMT
They are bringing out the big guns this time Eric My eyes!
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Post by amershamdave on Sept 9, 2016 18:07:40 GMT
Big match - local derby rivalry, seething masses, passion, nudity and bestiality; this match has got it all. The score? Oxford United 1 (Hemmings) Scumdon 0. Att: 11,889 with 1988 away fans. The game itself will be a typical derby game, with plenty of the type of action you'd expect from the occasion. But its the off-pitch shenanegans that interest me. Thomas and Skarz will both run out onto the pitch with bruised faces. It will be reported that they fell out over the ownership of a certain type of magazine. Both will accuse the other of owning said mag. The referee will be in a bad mood, after getting a parking ticket before the game and will take it out on the players, by booking six players from each team. One of the linesmen (Mr. Richard Head) will trip over, fracture his coccyx and be replaced by a beautiful young woman. A magpie,minding its own business, will fly over the ground and drop down dead, onto the ref's head, further annoying him. Dunkley will go to head the ball, but miss and fall over, doing a double summersault in the process. Skarz will punch the replacement female lino after a bad decision, then be sent off. At some point, Eastwood will say: "Make my day!". Roofe will make an appearance at half-time, then remember he's supposed to be playing for Leeds United. But since he's done sod all this season for them - what the hell? Michael Appleton will get booked for being boring. A scumdon fan will let off a yellow smoke bomb by mistake. A dog will run onto the pitch and bark loudly at the ref, who will burst into tears. A Scummer will bring a drum into the ground, but forget to bring the drumstick. A fellow six-fingered friend will offer his drumstick, but it will be part of his KFC dinner. Still, it is Swindon, isn't it! The director's box will explode at some point. The hastily-awaited new scoreboard will make its debut, but will need fine tuning, as it can only receive the Adult Channel. The announcer will read out the score, every five minutes. The police, chasing a car thief, will take a wrong turn and drive onto the pitch, killing the dog that was still lurking in the middle. Thomas will injure his clavicle, after tripping over his laces. The Swinedump changing room will have to be fumigated after the match, after Skarz cheekily lets off a stink bomb in there. That just about does it for me.
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Post by mcf86 on Sept 9, 2016 18:37:46 GMT
Hope like some of the hyped up matches it doesn't end up a bore draw, I really don't see that happening though. We have plenty of threat going forward and maybe a weakness in defence, our lads will definitely be lifted by the atmosphere a full house generates and as long as they channel their energy in a positive way -it may be the edge we need.
U's 4 scum 1.
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Post by pillock on Sept 9, 2016 18:37:51 GMT
Can't get the smokebomb incident out of my head. I have never been as angry and never will be until it is evened up. What happened?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 19:05:12 GMT
I reckon 2-0 with goals from Scotland. 12002 No bookings or sendings off
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Post by lincolnyellow1 on Sept 9, 2016 19:29:59 GMT
Early start for the Lincoln Yellows, 8.30am out of Lincoln, be in the area for 11.00am ish. We must be Loud, proud, passionate, aggressive and imotional, there are more than 3 points up for grabs, older guys like me remember the days where we went years and years without a win against these inbreds from down the A420 however it looks like the tide has now turned, nothing can be taken for granted and with all yellows, we hope the new boys in our team can rise to the occaision just like the team has over the last 4 or 5 years. Home advantage should see us though and when we go to their place later in the season we will be a much better team to yet again do the double over them.... . OXFORD UNITED - 2 Scumdon Town - 1 Att - 11,379 (1168 visitors - with 50 odd detained around the train station area and sent packing back home early)
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Post by davox on Sept 9, 2016 19:56:25 GMT
I think they'll be out to spoil our rhythym and pack the midfield so we'll need an extra man there. My formation is....
Eastwood Edwards Dunkley Raglan Skarz Lundstram Rothwell Maguire Sercombe Johnson Thomas
Super sub Macca to come on to inject energy
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Post by zakstratton on Sept 9, 2016 20:19:27 GMT
Be a tough game in my opinion they will be up for it after loosing 5 times, very physical game I would imagine. My line up Eastwood
Raglan Dunkley Edwards Skarz
Lundstram Sercombe
McDonald Johnson Taylor
Maguire
People may question Taylor but I think he's vital to allow Sercombe his space and he will also hold up play for the likes of sers, Maguire and will be able to get the ball out on the wings. With Maguire up front it's almost giving Maguire the kemar Roofe kind of role. For example vs Swansea Taylor just behind roofe. And if I'm correct Taylor was also vital in setting up roofes goals v Swindon in the JPT last year 👀
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Post by mojofilter on Sept 9, 2016 20:39:20 GMT
3-2 win for us with at least 4 yellow cards in the game and at least 20 arrests
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Post by georgefryer on Sept 9, 2016 20:58:41 GMT
What starting line up would people go for then? Mine would be: Eastwood Edwards Dunkley Raglan Skarz Johnson Lundstram Sercombe Maguire Taylor Thomas Eastwood Edwards Dunkley Raglan Skarz Ledson Lundstram Maguire Sercombe Johnson Hemmings Like the idea of Ledson but this game will be naturally fiery and he loves a tackle, so would be quite a risk. Need experience tomorrow.
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Post by thehead on Sept 9, 2016 21:00:13 GMT
Oxford to win, Marvin man of the match, Swindon fans crying and some hospitalised
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Post by pompeyyellow on Sept 9, 2016 21:06:16 GMT
10:30 start for the pompey yellows park up hopefully around midday plenty of time for a pint or 2 then fingers crossed a possitive result. Im not going to predict a score as im useless at it. I really hope its our 6 fingerd 7 toed friends that go home with their clavicle between there legs.Losing is not an option. COYY
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Post by londonroader on Sept 9, 2016 21:10:40 GMT
3-1 either way
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Post by ttg17 on Sept 9, 2016 21:17:07 GMT
Strange dynamic to this one, as it's the first time in a while we've played them not being overwhelming underdogs, which I think worked well in our favour. Pressure off etc. I very much hope I'm wrong but I can see a loss here.
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Post by whitstablexile on Sept 9, 2016 21:22:47 GMT
We've got a better squad that hasn't gelled yet.
I don't give a toss what the score is as long as we smash their red noses back into the hole they poked out of.
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Post by bicesterox on Sept 9, 2016 21:25:04 GMT
This will be my 40th Scum derby and only 12 wins, 11 draws. Hopefully tomorrow will go the way of the last 5 against them inbreds.
My lad would be devastated if we lost, he went to the first of the 5 in a row at the tender age of 10 months so has never seen a defeat against them, unlike us oldies who've seen too many
COYY
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Post by oufcnath on Sept 9, 2016 21:48:51 GMT
That's actually quite a comical thread to read through. Simply due to their defensiveness surrounding the 70s/80s derbies...
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Post by southoxox on Sept 9, 2016 22:10:11 GMT
2-1 to us, Dunkley to get sent off.
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Post by The Fence End on Sept 10, 2016 6:57:42 GMT
The pitch is going to be slick, can see a few tackles flying in! Attachments:
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Post by Denissmithswig on Sept 10, 2016 7:02:25 GMT
Swindon fans to turn up in Oxford and just by being there they will claim a victory. Oxford win on the pitch 2-0, scenes in the concourse at half time. Swindon fans get kept behind and chant like they have just won the game because Oxford fans haven't got to them only for them to get an unexpected slap or 2 in town after.
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Post by theguru on Sept 10, 2016 7:57:14 GMT
Six in a row, Six in a row, Just like your fingers, Six in a row...
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Post by oufcyellows on Sept 10, 2016 8:02:53 GMT
Ultras spent 8 hours setting up the display yesterday, positioning £2k worth of flags on all the east stand seats, over night someone broke in and nicked a quarter of them . Inbread cunts
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Post by Colin B on Sept 10, 2016 8:17:21 GMT
Ultras spent 8 hours setting up the display yesterday, positioning £2k worth of flags on all the east stand seats, over night someone broke in and nicked a quarter of them . Inbread cunts Seriously?
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Post by Colin B on Sept 10, 2016 8:19:05 GMT
Six in a row, Six in a row, Just like your fingers, Six in a row... How about this? Six in a row Six in a row Just like your fingers Just like your toes Six in a row Repeat until your voice goes........
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Post by oufcyellows on Sept 10, 2016 8:27:28 GMT
Ultras spent 8 hours setting up the display yesterday, positioning £2k worth of flags on all the east stand seats, over night someone broke in and nicked a quarter of them . Inbread cunts Seriously? Yup absolute wankers mate. Ultras are there now, rearranging it from what's left.
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Post by carefreeoufc on Sept 10, 2016 8:27:57 GMT
Ultras spent 8 hours setting up the display yesterday, positioning £2k worth of flags on all the east stand seats, over night someone broke in and nicked a quarter of them . Inbread cunts Seriously? Not nicked, just fucked about with. Sounds like it's all being sorted.
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Post by oufcyellows on Sept 10, 2016 8:30:22 GMT
Not nicked, just fucked about with. Sounds like it's all being sorted. Only going on what oggie said on Twitter - turns out a quarter of them have been stolen over night. Whole things fucked. Gonna race down there now.
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