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Post by amershamdave on Mar 15, 2016 17:54:05 GMT
Aha! Right; arse-muscle clinching time! Dagenham, a? I foresee Oxford United 2 (Scars and Bowel) Dagenham 2 Att:5001 with ONE Dagenham fan coming. That fan will bring a clarinet with HER and play it, continually during the game. She will also let off a firework and the stadium will be emptied for an hour, until they find out who the culprit was. She will be let off with a warning. Skarz and Bowery will get into a massive fight, after Skarz is accused of cheating in a game of Poker, before the match. Skarz will lose five of his teeth. The referee will admit to being a Dagenham fan just before kick-off, but be allowed to continue, because no-one else wants to do the job. He will book 14 players and send Skarz off after 46 minutes. Roofe will mis-kick the ball and accidently kick Sercombe up the arse (which is what he needed, because he hasn't scored for ages). Two dogs will run onto the pitch and disappear down the players' tunnel. They will reappear after 81 minutes and hold the game up for 4 minutes. Because the scoreboard has been condemmed by the electricity board, a man will stand in its place, with a flag in each hand. He will indicate the score, by waving the flags accordingly. He will resign after 75 minutes, complaining that his arms ache. Everyone will just have to remember the score by themselves. A duck, flying over the ground, will crash into one of the floodlights above the East Stand. It will survive the crash, but be eaten by one of the dogs, after 81 minutes. Two Oxford fans (living in the past) will hold a flag up, with "Free Nelson Mandela" written on it. The pitch markings will be done in red, by the groundsman, who reveals he is secretly a Swindon fan. He will be taken away and admitted to the local asylum. Ticket number 69 will be the winning 50/50 ticket. It will be won by the Dagenham fan. Peter Rhodes Brown will be asked to recite a poem called " The rambling red rose of Redditch" by Rodney Robbins at half time, by a mischievous fan. That just about does it for me.
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Post by newyorkyellow on Mar 15, 2016 18:20:01 GMT
Aha! Right; arse-muscle clinching time! Dagenham, a? I foresee Oxford United 2 (Scars and Bowel) Dagenham 2 Att:5001 with ONE Dagenham fan coming. That fan will bring a clarinet with HER and play it, continually during the game. She will also let off a firework and the stadium will be emptied for an hour, until they find out who the culprit was. She will be let off with a warning. Skarz and Bowery will get into a massive fight, after Skarz is accused of cheating in a game of Poker, before the match. Skarz will lose five of his teeth. The referee will admit to being a Dagenham fan just before kick-off, but be allowed to continue, because no-one else wants to do the job. He will book 14 players and send Skarz off after 46 minutes. Roofe will mis-kick the ball and accidently kick Sercombe up the arse (which is what he needed, because he hasn't scored for ages). Two dogs will run onto the pitch and disappear down the players' tunnel. They will reappear after 81 minutes and hold the game up for 4 minutes. Because the scoreboard has been condemmed by the electricity board, a man will stand in its place, with a flag in each hand. He will indicate the score, by waving the flags accordingly. He will resign after 75 minutes, complaining that his arms ache. Everyone will just have to remember the score by themselves. A duck, flying over the ground, will crash into one of the floodlights above the East Stand. It will survive the crash, but be eaten by one of the dogs, after 81 minutes. Two Oxford fans (living in the past) will hold a flag up, with "Free Nelson Mandela" written on it. The pitch markings will be done in red, by the groundsman, who reveals he is secretly a Swindon fan. He will be taken away and admitted to the local asylum. Ticket number 69 will be the winning 50/50 ticket. It will be won by the Dagenham fan. Peter Rhodes Brown will be asked to recite a poem called " The rambling red rose of Redditch" by Rodney Robbins at half time, by a mischievous fan. That just about does it for me. At last sanity descents on the Yellows Forum!! All you doom-mongers, nay-sayers and clever-dicks take note. F*^#*ing hilarious, best post you've ever done mate.
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Post by bristoloxman on Mar 15, 2016 18:28:56 GMT
I expect another early goal (15 mins) then 2-0 by HT. FT I want to say 5-0, but will go for a conservative (yet very very very happy and acceptable 3-0). Shame there isn't only 3-4 games left this season, but tonight will bring us one game closer.... COYY
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Post by shaunrice on Mar 15, 2016 18:37:28 GMT
Think that tonight is a night for O'Dowda over Maguire. Think that when O'Dowda was given a run of starts we began to see what he is capable of. Very direct (epitomized against York) and confident going forward. Just think that (obviously besides both Notts County games) he struggles to impose himself from the subs bench and usually fails to get up to speed with the game. Think MacDonald was surprisingly poor as well on Sat. Would like to see O'Dowda and Roofe start either side of Hylts and Bowery. Key tonight is going to be the first goal. Think we may have to wait until the second half but think we'll be okay. 2-0. We got back to playing well when we reverted to O'Dowda and Macdonald as the wide players.... And back to mediocrity when we had the slower players starting. Tonight's starting line up will be interesting... Absolutely spot on. Regardless of results we've actually struggled since Baldock went back to MK. Only in games where we've attacked with pace have we looked like opening teams up. We have the players to do it but we seem to be playing at half speed at the minute. And for gods sake shoot man! I think we could do with a lightning tricky winger to get us over the line.
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Post by zakstratton on Mar 15, 2016 18:46:35 GMT
Buchel Kenny Dunks Mullins Skarz MacDonald Lundstram Sercombe COD Hylton Roofe Thoughts on that line up? Think it would be harsh to drop Bowery after his last few weeks. Think his pace will always cause problems. Can see where his critics are coming from though. Think when we play poorly he does stand out as looking uninterested or lazy. In any case, you have to give him credit, he's been the one player in recent weeks to create a chance from nothing. Could be a game where he comes on around the hour mark, like Wimbledon and Portsmouth if we need a goal, that's my thoughts behind it, would much rather Bowery come on who we know can score goals than Waring who I think is shocking...
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Post by whingit on Mar 15, 2016 18:49:29 GMT
Not unhappy with the lineup, should see them off with that.
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Post by Common Villager on Mar 15, 2016 18:50:55 GMT
Appleton obviously was disappointed with both Hylton and Bowery on Saturday. Will be interesting to see how Waring does. He hasn't really shown much in his cameos so far.
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Post by zakstratton on Mar 15, 2016 18:51:23 GMT
Why the f*ck is Waring starting
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Post by ox18 on Mar 15, 2016 18:53:59 GMT
Buchel, Kenny, Dunkley, Mullins, Skarz, MacDonald, Sercombe, Lundstram, O'Dowda, Roofe, Waring.
subs: Slocombe, Wright, Ruffels, Ashby, Maguire, Hylton, Bowery.
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Post by whingit on Mar 15, 2016 18:57:44 GMT
Why the f*ck is Waring starting Give the man a chance.
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Post by sox on Mar 15, 2016 19:05:21 GMT
Buchel, Kenny, Dunkley, Mullins, Skarz, MacDonald, Sercombe, Lundstram, O'Dowda, Roofe, Waring. subs: Slocombe, Wright, Ruffels, Ashby, Maguire, Hylton, Bowery. Waring ? Really ?? A loanee Ollie Palmer impersonator over Hylton and Bowery Hylton deserved to be rested, as did maguire... Surprised by Bowery. let's see what waring brings from a full start. Good line up
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Post by osleroad on Mar 15, 2016 19:06:42 GMT
Not a clue where the goals are coming from tonight but fingers crossed
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Post by unification on Mar 15, 2016 19:12:33 GMT
OM tweeted that Bowery has been under the weather with a virus, which explains his performance Saturday and bench place today. I don't think Waring has really had long enough or seen enough of the play for anyone to comment just yet.
Good to see Wright on the bench again.
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Post by dubaiyellow on Mar 15, 2016 19:13:37 GMT
I like a settle side but to be fair to MAPP the players he's dropped (bowery maybe being the exception) have had their chances. Don't care how the goals come, just need the win. Id take a scrappy 1-0 - Waring
Fight for everything lads, get at them right from the off!
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Post by steveo263 on Mar 15, 2016 19:15:38 GMT
Waring can't be that bad a player, scored 6 in 16 for Barnsley last season in league 1, just have to see how he goes tonight.
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Post by worleox42 on Mar 15, 2016 19:15:38 GMT
I reckon a shaky 2-1 tonight... Sercombe with both...
Stay positive
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Post by holdsteady on Mar 15, 2016 19:23:50 GMT
Not a clue where the goals are coming from tonight but fingers crossed Both our top goalscorers will be on the pitch, so maybe them?
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Post by johnox37en on Mar 15, 2016 19:32:45 GMT
Evening all. I want Jerome to go home happy tonight and if he does, we all are. We can't be as bad as Saturday and if we don't beat the Daggers we may as well give up now. Shoot on sight and not faff around in the box is orders of the day.
COME ON YOU YELLOWS
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Post by malcolmnl on Mar 15, 2016 19:32:45 GMT
Evening folks. Been listening to YP for 10 seconds and it is stable. Have we turned a corner?
COME ON YOU YELLOWS
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Post by johnox37en on Mar 15, 2016 19:33:45 GMT
Me too with YP. Fingers crossed.
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Post by bristoloxman on Mar 15, 2016 19:34:37 GMT
Still looks a decent side, despite having numerous players benched or rested. This must be a positive. Back the management on this one and let's see what happens! COYY
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Post by dagger on Mar 15, 2016 19:36:45 GMT
Oxford 2 Daggers 0
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Post by moroccanyellow on Mar 15, 2016 19:37:02 GMT
2-0 win. Roofe and Bowery off the bench.
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Post by whingit on Mar 15, 2016 19:44:16 GMT
Oxford 2 Daggers 0 Look who's back.
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Post by whingit on Mar 15, 2016 19:45:57 GMT
Don't think Wright would be on the bench if if wasn't for this.
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Post by Paul Cannell on Mar 15, 2016 19:48:54 GMT
Well, this team that finishes above D&R will get promoted, wonder about the other 23?
Stuck working in London btw fuggit.
And COYY!
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Post by Maurice Earp on Mar 15, 2016 19:55:38 GMT
Aha! Right; arse-muscle clinching time! Dagenham, a? I foresee Oxford United 2 (Scars and Bowel) Dagenham 2 Att:5001 with ONE Dagenham fan coming. That fan will bring a clarinet with HER and play it, continually during the game. She will also let off a firework and the stadium will be emptied for an hour, until they find out who the culprit was. She will be let off with a warning. Skarz and Bowery will get into a massive fight, after Skarz is accused of cheating in a game of Poker, before the match. Skarz will lose five of his teeth. The referee will admit to being a Dagenham fan just before kick-off, but be allowed to continue, because no-one else wants to do the job. He will book 14 players and send Skarz off after 46 minutes. Roofe will mis-kick the ball and accidently kick Sercombe up the arse (which is what he needed, because he hasn't scored for ages). Two dogs will run onto the pitch and disappear down the players' tunnel. They will reappear after 81 minutes and hold the game up for 4 minutes. Because the scoreboard has been condemmed by the electricity board, a man will stand in its place, with a flag in each hand. He will indicate the score, by waving the flags accordingly. He will resign after 75 minutes, complaining that his arms ache. Everyone will just have to remember the score by themselves. A duck, flying over the ground, will crash into one of the floodlights above the East Stand. It will survive the crash, but be eaten by one of the dogs, after 81 minutes. Two Oxford fans (living in the past) will hold a flag up, with "Free Nelson Mandela" written on it. The pitch markings will be done in red, by the groundsman, who reveals he is secretly a Swindon fan. He will be taken away and admitted to the local asylum. Ticket number 69 will be the winning 50/50 ticket. It will be won by the Dagenham fan. Peter Rhodes Brown will be asked to recite a poem called " The rambling red rose of Redditch" by Rodney Robbins at half time, by a mischievous fan. That just about does it for me. Bonkers, absolutely bonkers
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Post by tonto on Mar 15, 2016 19:59:29 GMT
COYY
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Post by malcolmnl on Mar 15, 2016 19:59:57 GMT
YYYEEESSS
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Post by rambler on Mar 15, 2016 20:00:44 GMT
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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