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Post by hairy on Feb 8, 2011 19:42:14 GMT
They watch similar T.V shows (Countdown, cash in the attic, lots of other daytime shite)
They are all on drugs.
They are the only people in the country who use libaries.
They are always complaining about being skint yet are the only people in pubs drinking on a weekday.
Both groups dress weirdly.
They both keep strange hours.
They seem to be the only people who go on protest march's, mainly about how skint they are.
Their the only two groups of people not ashamed to ask you to get them a pint in a pub because "they are so poor"
Both students and oap's womenfolk are forced to work in dodgy places to get by, student birds in lapdancing clubs for the money and old women in charity shops for the oppurtunity for first dibs on all the crap no one else wants.
They pay f*ck all in tax yet make the most demands.
Basically being a student is three years of training for being a coffin dodger.
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Post by Paul Cannell on Feb 8, 2011 19:47:01 GMT
That's weirdly accurate I imagine for old people.
I, as a 53 year-old, pay shitloads of tax and only watch replays of "Come dine with me" in the afternoon.
It has to be said that I look forward immensely to Eggheads, always know it's time for a pink gin when the lissome Daphne sashays across the screen.
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Post by hairy on Feb 8, 2011 19:51:36 GMT
For old people i shoould have written oaps. Eggheads trancends all age divides, with most people wondering how the f*ck " I'm good at tennis questions" C.J got on it.
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Post by Paul Cannell on Feb 8, 2011 19:56:22 GMT
C.J. is the second-most loathsome person in the universe after Tony Blair.
Admit it, you fancy Daphne. In a bad way.
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Post by hairy on Feb 8, 2011 20:33:39 GMT
Daphne is a glamorous lady who I could see myself being a toy boy for, but I think the million quid she won may have something to do with that.
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Post by Paul Cannell on Feb 8, 2011 20:48:24 GMT
I fucking hope so.
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Post by concretebob on Feb 9, 2011 18:30:10 GMT
They watch similar T.V shows (Countdown, cash in the attic, lots of other daytime shite) They are all on drugs. They are the only people in the country who use libaries. They are always complaining about being skint yet are the only people in pubs drinking on a weekday. Both groups dress weirdly. They both keep strange hours. They seem to be the only people who go on protest march's, mainly about how skint they are. Their the only two groups of people not ashamed to ask you to get them a pint in a pub because "they are so poor" Both students and oap's womenfolk are forced to work in dodgy places to get by, student birds in lapdancing clubs for the money and old women in charity shops for the oppurtunity for first dibs on all the crap no one else wants. They pay f*ck all in tax yet make the most demands. Basically being a student is three years of training for being a coffin dodger. You are Junior in disguise and I claim my five pounds.
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Post by hairy on Feb 9, 2011 18:38:26 GMT
Not junior but typical student begging for a fiver.
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Post by junior1 on Feb 9, 2011 18:44:02 GMT
Good post that ^^^^^^^
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Post by oxfordyid on Feb 10, 2011 0:16:05 GMT
Jelous of students much?!
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Post by malcolmnl on Feb 10, 2011 7:52:19 GMT
No he's jealous of old folk!
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Post by sihath on Feb 10, 2011 12:37:10 GMT
Daphne is a glamorous lady who I could see myself being a toy boy for, but I think the million quid she won may have something to do with that. Your mixing up your eggheads. Judith won the million. Daphne is the other one.
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Post by hairy on Feb 10, 2011 15:38:15 GMT
Jelous of students much?! Your right, I am jealous of people that go thousands into debt yet fail to learn to spell.
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Post by hairy on Feb 10, 2011 15:39:29 GMT
Daphne is a glamorous lady who I could see myself being a toy boy for, but I think the million quid she won may have something to do with that. Your mixing up your eggheads. Judith won the million. Daphne is the other one. Still for a million?
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Post by Paul Cannell on Feb 10, 2011 16:40:55 GMT
I don't think I could, tbh.
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Post by hairy on Feb 10, 2011 16:42:16 GMT
There aint much I wouldnt do for a million, tbh
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Post by Paul Cannell on Feb 10, 2011 16:44:34 GMT
Me neither, but still.
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Post by concretebob on Feb 10, 2011 17:45:39 GMT
Not junior but typical student begging for a fiver.
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