Right - positions everyone - you know what to do:
Group A "Wow, youth policy finally coming good" // "good for the future"
Group B - "Na, he'll never come to anything, just like all the others
Group C - Get him playing every week, he's much better than the current shower
A - "No, give him time" , ease him in gently
B - "WE need proper players not kids, youth system is a waste of money
C - Get him in there now, if he's good enough, he's old enough
A - Give him time and let him follow Carroll and Long, Ashby etc into the side
B - They're all sh#t, get rid
C - Why is <insert name of current scapegoat here> playing ahead of him - play the youth
A - Let them develop - COD didnt set the world on fire when he started
B - COD - SCUM
C - Play him now, build his value then flog him like that SCUM COD
A - Full story will out
B - SCUM - all of you
C - I'm not but he is
A - He's not but someone else is
B - You'r eSCUM
D - Is that a new term for Internet Trolls?
B - Huh?
D - Infact shouldn't that be you are eSCUM
B & C - Huh?
A - great ten minutes from the lad today
B - nah, out of his depth - get rid
C - he was better than <> (See earlier)
B - nah, he;ll never do it, you heard it here first
A - and {other youth player} did well
B - is he still here?
C - get him in all the time
A - only coming back from long break
B - he'll never be the same again
C - he will,
B - infact he never was - get rid
A - give him time
C - we havent got time
D - haven't
B - huh?
C - play him now or we are going down
B - play him and we will go down
E - go down - snigger
B - huh?
C - playhim or the manager need to go
A - manager is treating him right - remember COD
B - SCUM
C - SCUM, but well take the money
D - We'll
B - huh?
C - oh shut up
B - huh?
F - Forum police
C - who is
F - you are
C - no you are
F - no you are
C - your opinions don't count
B - you're
A,C,D,E,F - huh?
B = dont pick on me
D - don't
B - huh?
F - Shut up
C - don't come on here telling people to shut up
E - Come - snigger
A,B,C,D,F - shut the f#ck up
E - F#ck - snigger
G - Barred
C - is he playing?
A - no he left
C - who did?
B - never good enough
A - on loan
B - never make it
A - to a cHampionship side
B - still never make it
C - Told you
B - told me what
C - he;d make it
D - he'd
A,B,C,E,F,G - shut up
C - how come E is still here, thought you'd barred him
G - oh, er, barred properly now
E2 - no I'm not
G - barred as well - I know where you live
E3 - you should do, I;m your son
G - huh?
H - your both barred
D - you're
H - and you!
B - huh?
A - hello?.......hello.....anyone there?
H - er...