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Post by johnnyboylager on Nov 30, 2014 12:38:53 GMT
"Maxwell's on the fiddle, Maxwell's on the fiddle, la la la la, la la la la" - was sung at every home game in the mid 80s as soon as the official attendance was announced over the PA.
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Post by yuriyeller on Nov 30, 2014 19:20:32 GMT
"He's big, He's round, He bounces on the ground ... Robert Maxwell"
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Post by yuriyeller on Nov 30, 2014 19:21:44 GMT
"He's big, He's fat, He wears a Russian hat .... Robert Maxwell"
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Post by brassmonkey on Nov 30, 2014 19:37:44 GMT
My old man said be a Swindon fan, I said F off bollox Your a cnut
We had joy we had fun we had Swindon on the run but the fun didnt last as the bstards ran too fast
when the red red robin goes bob bob bobbing along....shot the bstard, shoot the bstard, shoot shoot shoot the bstard
We'll take Swindon and all thats in it, We'll take Swindon in half a minute, With hammers and spanners (never knew the rest)
Oh Swindon Town, is full of Sh#t, its full of Shi*t, sh*t and more Sh*t, oh Swindon town is full of Sh*t
Run run run run Swindon, Run run run run Swindon
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Post by brassmonkey on Nov 30, 2014 19:42:32 GMT
Ooh Jonny Lager
In a town where I was born, Lived a Man named Jimmy Smith
Nick Cusack song was funny.
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Post by bybv on Dec 8, 2014 17:03:45 GMT
To the tune of Oh me darling' Clementine
Where's yer father, where's yer father, where's yer father referee, you ain't got one, you're a b*****d, you're a b*****d referee.
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Post by johnnyboylager on Dec 9, 2014 10:12:48 GMT
not really a chant, but I will always remember hearing on a regular basis from near the back of the left side London Road stand, screams at the ref along the lines of
"Ref you're a picolo! A one eyed picolo!!!"
"Your father drinks elderberry wine! And your mothers a whore! You're a lovechild!"
Funny the things that stick in your mind 30 years later! Still don't know whet a picolo is! But it makes me smile every time I think back to my 15 year old self back on that angry terrace, and the electric atmosphere of a Saturday afternoon at the Manor.
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Post by sarge on Dec 9, 2014 13:23:08 GMT
not really a chant, but I will always remember hearing on a regular basis from near the back of the left side London Road stand, screams at the ref along the lines of "Ref you're a picolo! A one eyed picolo!!!" "Your father drinks elderberry wine! And your mothers a whore! You're a lovechild!" Funny the things that stick in your mind 30 years later! Still don't know whet a picolo is! But it makes me smile every time I think back to my 15 year old self back on that angry terrace, and the electric atmosphere of a Saturday afternoon at the Manor. ... Piccolo = half sized (wooden) flute , Italian made musical instrument. Also slang term for a small penis, especially as 'one-eyed piccolo' Same area of the London Road also had a few other semi -humorous, often used, shout outs .... one of which was calling our then midfielder Smith Ahbdul Ghani ....reckon youdve been standing in the same area of the Left side that I stood JBL
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Post by johnnyboylager on Dec 9, 2014 21:05:36 GMT
sounds like it Sarge, I would have been about half way up the terrace, maybe a bit nearer the back and about 1/3 of the way along the left side from the right side left side fence (closer to the fence) - about 10 or so rows back from where Nappy (who used to annoy the bleedin' hell out of me bless his soul, as I was a passionate Horton hater) and his band of boys used to stand.
I always remember a piece of yellow and blue ribbon that was caught around the rafters above where I stood, it was there for years until they must have gone up with a ladder to install those diabolical TV screens and took it down.
Oh happy days :-)
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Post by Yellow Jack on Dec 28, 2014 13:29:10 GMT
Joey, Joey Beauchamp, Joey Beauchamp on the wing
There was one which I never really knew the words to but it went something like "He's the meanest, he's such a horses penis (insert name) is a horses arse?"
Anybody remember a game against I think it was Preston in 96/97 when the away fans climbed the barrier and spread out right across Cuckoo lane (they were all on the right hand side) led by this enormous whale of a man who must have weighted about 50 stone and the whole London Road sang to him for the entirety of the 1st half ("come in a lorry, you must have come in a lorry... etc") and then he scarpered at half time?
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Post by MJB on Dec 28, 2014 14:39:27 GMT
Joey, Joey Beauchamp, Joey Beauchamp on the wing There was one which I never really knew the words to but it went something like "He's the meanest, he's such a horses penis (insert name) is a horses arse?" Anybody remember a game against I think it was Preston in 96/97 when the away fans climbed the barrier and spread out right across Cuckoo lane (they were all on the right hand side) led by this enormous whale of a man who must have weighted about 50 stone and the whole London Road sang to him for the entirety of the 1st half ("come in a lorry, you must have come in a lorry... etc") and then he scarpered at half time? I believe it was "sucks" rather than "such" in your equine song. I remember it being sung about Denis Smith although I was always a big fan of our former boss so didn't tend to join in with that one.
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Post by JB on Dec 28, 2014 21:42:58 GMT
There was one which I never really knew the words to but it went something like "He's the meanest, he's such a horses penis (insert name) is a horses arse?" eg Stevie Bull is a w*nker, is a w*nker Stevie Bull is a horse's arse He's the meanest He sucks a horse's penis Stevie Bull is a horse's arse
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Post by Yellow Jack on Dec 29, 2014 14:38:32 GMT
Happy Days.
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Post by Mick Vinter on Jan 19, 2015 10:27:08 GMT
Vague memories of a song to the tune of Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax John Trewick.
Anyone else?
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Post by behindthegoal on Feb 22, 2015 20:07:26 GMT
David Rush, David Rush ,David David Rush, when he has a pint he has a fight, David David Rush
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Post by MJB on Feb 22, 2015 20:47:01 GMT
What happened to this book?
Will it be published when we move into our third stadium?
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Post by scummerator on Feb 29, 2016 13:24:55 GMT
When you're smilin' When you're smilin The whole world smiles with you When you're laughing When you're laughing The sun comes shin in' thru But when you're cryin You bring on the rain So stop your sighin Be 'appy again Coz when your smilin When your smilin The whole world smiles wiv you (nah nah Na nah Na) right side LRT The whole world smiles wiv you ( get off yer bar rah) left side LRT
United! United!
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Post by scummerator on Feb 29, 2016 13:28:29 GMT
We've travelled far and wide, from here to Merseyside, but there is only one place I wanna be, that's in the London road, where all the Oxford go. I can remember Oxford skinhead girls c1969/70 singing same first 3 lines then "And that's in Market Street And that is manifique Where all the Roebuck boys lay p*ssed at your feet!"
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Post by scummerator on Feb 29, 2016 13:30:12 GMT
"He's big, He's round, He bounces on the ground ... Robert Maxwell" He's bald He's scouse He'll probably rob your house Steve McMahon (In charge at the skip at the time)
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